20 ways to Annoy Edward Cullen20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen20 ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
20. Call him suicidal and ask if he slits his wrists
19. Tease him that the women he loves loves another man
18. Tease him about being a 107 year old virgin
17. Think annoying thoughts
16. Ask him if he's considered a voyuer if he hears Rosalie and Emmett
15. Tell him he's stupid for repeating high school over and over again
14. Kidnap Bella
13. Wave a stuffed teddy bear around his face
12. When he's hunting call the park police on him
11. Hang up a picture of James, Laurent a
10 Reasons why Jacob's better1) Jacob can keep you warm through the winter. 2) Dogs are cuter than vampires. 3) Jacob's more handy (fixing vehicles, mechanic). 4) You don't have to worry being bitten, so you can stay human without being in jepardy all the time. 5) He's not too over protective. 6) He can sleep with you through the night and not stare at you instead. 7) He walks around half naked. 8) He's a more interesting species, rather than just sparkling skin, changing eye colour and venom producing teeth. 9) He was there when Edward left. 10) Dogs are better than leeches full stop.10 Reasons why Jacob's better
I Kissed a Wolf-ParodyThis was never the way I planned. Not my intentions. Edward was supposed to be my man, but I went for Jacob. It's not what I'm used to. Just hungry for the wolf. I want to imprint on you. Caught my attention.I Kissed a Wolf-Parody
I kissed a wolf and I liked it, His sharp teeth got me excited. I kissed a wolf just to try it. I hope Bella Swan don't mind it. It felt so wrong. It felt so right. I think that I'm gonna change in moonlight. I kissed a wolf and I liked it. I liked it.
Yeah, he don't even know my name. It doesn't matter. You're
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"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake; you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
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Luvs ya,
Zena Silverwing
~I support the following couples:
Avatar: Zuko/Katara, Toph/Sokka
Twilight: Jasper/Bella, Jacob/Edward, Jasper/Jane, Jasper/Alec
Death Note: L/Light, Mello/Matt
Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione
Ouran High: Kyoya/Haruhi, Kyoya/Tamaki
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These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.
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"In the end, it will all be ok. If it's not ok, then it's not the end!" - Jason's fave quote
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i don't wanna get with your program
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"In the end, it will all be ok. If it's not ok, then it's not the end!" - Jason's fave quote
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"Aint nobody played the fool like I."
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“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” -Washington Irving.
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